Tour Rip Off & Sellout of the Year

I wouldn't attend this if they gave me Access All Areas and a guaranteed blowjob from Jenna Jameson.

Well, maybe.

Point being, both of these bands have always been about playing it safe and whoring themselves, while making it appear as if they put it on the line (see: Vote For Change; Save Walden Pond ad infinitum, ad nauseum.)

5 Star VIP Package

• » A ticket in the first 10 rows!
• » 5 Star souvenir laminate
• » Exclusive gift bag
• » Pre-show party, including dinner and drinks
• » Hassle-free entrance to the venue
• » Crowd-free merchandise shopping
• » Discount coupon to Eagles' online store
• » Parking

4 Star VIP Package

• » A ticket in the first 20 rows!
• » Exclusive gift
• » Discount coupon to Eagles' online store